Shows that are pure shite.


  • : 6.5

    Hollyoaks - 1995

    Hollyoaks takes a look at the lives, loves and careers of a group of teenage friends and their families as they graduate through GCSE's, A-Levels and College into the world of work.
    The mindnumbingly banal goings on of narcissistic chavs. -
  • : 7.2

    EastEnders - 1985

    EastEnders is a popular and award-winning television soap opera, first broadcast in the United Kingdom on BBC1 on 19 February 1985. It currently ranks within the top of the most watched shows in the United Kingdom. EastEnders storylines examine the domestic and professional lives of the people who live and work in the London Borough of Walford in the East End of London. The series primarily centres around the residents of Albert Square, a Victorian square of terraced houses, and its neighbouring streets. The average audience share for an episode is currently between 35-45%. Created by producer Julia Smith and script editor Tony Holland, EastEnders has remained significant in terms of the BBC's success and audience share, and also the history of British television drama, tackling many controversial and taboo issues previously unseen on mainstream television in the UK.
    Endlessly depressing. Middle class actors pretend to be working class while they explore 'issues'. -
  • Like watching North Korean TV but without the authenticty and with less gravitas. -
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    Hannity - 2008

    Sean Hannity interviews guests and provides his own commentary on a number of issues. One of the most famous segments of the show is "The Great Great Great American Panel," which features Hannity and three guests with differing political views. They have a panel type discussion regarding the top news that day.
    Chubby blowhard Hannity mouths off. -
  • : 8.3

    Coronation Street - 1960

    Coronation Street (colloquially known as Corrie, Corro, or The Street) is an award-winning prime time soap opera set and produced in Manchester created by Tony Warren. It is the longest running and most watched soap opera on British television. It was first broadcast on 9 December 1960, made by Granada Television (now ITV Studios) and broadcast in all regions of ITV almost throughout its existence.
    Like Eastenders but with annoying northern accents. -