Late Show with David Letterman

Show #1363 (7x96)

Air date: Feb 23, 2000

In his first post-surgery rant, Dave hollers about having to be driven to work for a while, and then really fumes about having to drink decaffeinated coffee; during a segment called "How The Media Covered Dave's Surgery," Dave shows a (bogus) supermarket tabloid stating that he had actually given birth to quintuplets.